Wednesday, May 6, 2009
So, You're Going To AFRICA
1. Daddy where will you go pee and poop in Africa?
2. If you go to Africa do you turn black?
2. What does it look like if Africa people get a bruise?
3. How do Africa people get rosy cheeks?
4. Make sure you watch out for hippies (hippos) in the rivers, Daddy.
5. Why when people go to Africa they don't turn black?
6. [Pause.] God could do a miracle and do that. [Eyebrows raised.]
7. Why won't the lions eat you, Daddy?
9. Will a gorilla come to you, Daddy?
10. [Pause.] Cause I'm scared one will actually come to you, Daddy.
11. Are there elephants in Africa?
12. How won't the elephants get some water in their trunks secretly and spray it out on you, Daddy?
13. Where are the toilets in Africa?
Just a few essentials.
Anyone think of something we missed?