This morning Jack came out wearing only a diaper. His shoulder was sticky white and after further examination, very minty. "Have you been eating toothpaste?"
"Yep."
"Oh, don't do that!"
"We brush teeth! Emma eating toothpaste too."
Huh. On further reflection, a couple of days ago I buttered his toothbrush only to be warned, "Don't eat that, Momma," as he turned his back for a second. Little did I know I was holding his dessert. And, if we are confessing, I must admit I do have fond memories of eating yummy bubble gum flavored toothpaste in a convenient upright pump as a kid. MmmmMMmm!
Well at least he's honest!! No need for baked goods anymore, huh? You probably never thought desert could be so simple!
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ReplyDeleteCute story, and that picture of him is just awesome. He'll make a fine husband for one of my girls someday!
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